Potion # 003

[failpotions]

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[In a place that looks like the Square, there's now a makeshift purple stand, with a couple of beakers and flasks with multicolored liquids of questionable composition inside. The camera shakes a bit as it shows you this scene, when suddenly it pans around to a close-up of Yzma, who's currently wearing a wide scary grin on her face. This

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[flameofviii]

[ Aaaand of course he's totally hanging out by the stand, looking it over with a dubious expression. ]

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[failpotions]

[Oh. it's you. What was she paying you for again (of course she hasn't actually paid him, but shush, not the topic at hand).

She frowns at him.]

Well, are you purchasing a potion, or are you simply going to continue being the worthless right hand man that you are?

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[flameofviii]

[ He'd totally be a more willing henchman if she did, though- but... again, not the topic at hand. But he's smirking now, crossing his arms over his chest as he watches her. ]

I figured you'd need some help running this place.

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[failpotions]

[Oh don't think that glare's going away]

Then stop standing there and actually help me.

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[flameofviii]

[ Waves a hand absently ]

When there are customers, sure.

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[failpotions]

Why you worthless...!

[BREATHE, YZMA, BREATHE. Stress would make her wrinkles show prematurely-owait]

Fine. But do not touch any products of mine while you are here!

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[flameofviii]

[ Oh my, she's almost scary when she's mad. But all Axel does is smirk, reaching forward and picking up a potion with the label of a rabbit on it. ]

You mean like this?

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[failpotions]

[RAEG]

What did I just tell you?! Now put that back, and I'll turn you into a tadpole!

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[flameofviii]

[ NOT PUTTING IT BACK. ]

Really? That sounds like fun.

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[failpotions]

[SEE ICON FOR GESTURES]

Didn't I just...! Put that down, you brainless little twit!

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[flameofviii]

[ Oh, but now he's just tossing it up and down, catching it absently. ]

You know, the more you insult me, the less likely I am to do what you want.

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[failpotions]

[Oh bitch you're asking for it. She swipes a random potion off the stand]

Then you will learn to follow my orders, worthless monkey!

[Here, have a bottle with a really gay pink liquid in it flying in your direction.]

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[flameofviii]

[ Axel quickly teleports out of the way, reappearing behind Yzma. ]

My name is Axel.

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[flameofviii]

[ he leans forward slightly, placing his hands on his hips. ]

If you're looking for a worthless monkey, I know one named Renji.

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[failpotions]

[Wat. TEMPORARY SURPRAIS GOES HERE.]

How in the world...?!

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[failpotions]

[But then she's back to her usual grumpy self]

Of course I know your name, Excel, do you take me for a fool-

[Pause. INTERESTED...]

Excuse me, Renji, did you say? What are his abilities, and would he be willing to blindly follow anything I order him to do?