Potion # 002: I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
VIDEO/ACTION POST;
[There is a bit of static for a while, but you can hear an irritated voice saying:]
You-what was the name of that man again-Ah yes! Excel! Excel! Where on Earth have you gone this time? Must I do everything on my own? Ugh...
[The video soon clears and starts with rows of discolored teeth (is that some lettuce between the gaps?), then zooms out to Yzma's face, her expression that of sheer delight, then zooms out more to reveal her entire body dressed in a silky, velvet gown.]
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, young and old! Today I give you a special performance! I see the question reflected your eyes: Is she a lion-tamer? A dark magician? A tight-rope walker? To provide endless delight and entertainment for you circus-goers, such performers and performances are to be expected!
But I bet you weren't expecting this!
[And she lifts her skirt! Have a scream from a random passerby.]
Ha!
[But when she inches her skirt higher, you can see that she's hidden a knife inside, kept in a black strap near her hip. Enough to give temporary relief, or would it simply add to the horror?]
Now, do I have any volunteers?
[ooc; Yzma is a knife-thrower for a day, complete with spinning wheel of death! Volunteers very much welcome. 8)]