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failingsohard

008 ♩ video♩ itp: screaming like loons

Aug 07, 2010 07:38

- the food selection is terrible and frankly, I -

[five in the morning and one (1) gilbert nightray is soliloquizing on the coarser points of the local marketplace (where the fuck are the people are they going on leave or something?); brows drawn, 'berry held screen up in a hand ( Read more... )

/covers master's eyes, noooooooo, !card, /screams, !video, /panics, what the shit, overage for rabbits, don't look little brother, break is this your fault?, what is this i don't even, ohgod let sharon not see this

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[1/2] blacknredrabbit August 7 2010, 05:27:36 UTC

[2/2] blacknredrabbit August 7 2010, 05:27:57 UTC

...Now you're the perfect housewife.

[1/3] failingsohard August 7 2010, 05:54:33 UTC

[2/3] failingsohard August 7 2010, 05:55:30 UTC

[you did not just.]

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1/3 bloomtrigger August 7 2010, 05:49:14 UTC

[Well, the video started out harmless enough. However, when Noel saw what she perceived to be an EXPLOSION and then a SCREAM, she immediately jumps out of her chair.]

A-Are you all ri---?!

2/3 bloomtrigger August 7 2010, 05:50:11 UTC

[Wait... Did that guy just turn into a girl? Wait, those breasts...]

You... You...

Done bloomtrigger August 7 2010, 05:52:35 UTC

[WHY ARE THEY SO MUCH BIGGER THAN HERS?! What is this cruel trick played upon by the powers that be from above (or below)?! Noel gives the screen and GOOD. HARD. PENETRATING. VENOMOUS. DEATH GLARE WITH THE INTENSITY OF A THOUSAND BURNING HOT WHITE SUNS.]

WHAT THE HELL!? Th-THAT'S NOT FAIR AT ALL!

LMFAO THIS IS GLORIOUS failingsohard August 7 2010, 05:56:47 UTC

W-what?

[Gilbert stares at the screen, bewildered. What?]

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snapekillsedgar August 7 2010, 06:22:36 UTC

[Again, another person who only caught the tail end of the video because he thought he heard Gilbert...]

Is everything alright?

[He was a member of the police, so whoever it was, if she was in trouble, he had to go take care of it.]

failingsohard August 7 2010, 06:33:31 UTC

[ah - oh, good lord, good heavens, no. she flusters. badly.]

Elliot -

snapekillsedgar August 7 2010, 06:39:32 UTC

Wait, you know me? How---

[... he trailed off. Why was this person so familiar? WHY?! He also was making sure that he didn't look at a certain place. This woman was nearly being shameful in showing so much, but he didn't even know the lady.]

failingsohard August 7 2010, 06:41:03 UTC

Elliot.

[she takes a shaky breath, nearly dropping the dreamberry, and averts her eyes.]

It's me. G-gibert.

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that_one_guitar August 7 2010, 10:41:08 UTC

[God, that can't possibly be normal... and this coming from one of the most complacent people in Somarium.]

Do, um... do you need to borrow a shirt or something? [She's really only asking because what do you say to this. You'd probably stretch the hell out of them with that chest, anyway.]

failingsohard August 8 2010, 01:48:28 UTC

[she tries her level best to cover up, but the coat still shows a generous amount of cleavage. HELP. WHAT DO.]

I'll - I'll find one on my own, t-thanks.

that_one_guitar August 8 2010, 03:44:35 UTC

[Yeah, she's too busy averting her eyes to notice. It's the polite thing to do, really.]

Well, try to find one soon, at least. This is really kind of embarrassing...

failingsohard August 8 2010, 21:58:29 UTC

[blushing so hard ;;]

Damn idiotic card -

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[1/2] boat_lights August 8 2010, 20:41:10 UTC

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[2/2] boat_lights August 8 2010, 20:41:46 UTC

Brother! Or should I say, 'sister'.

I do think we should take a shower tonight. Together. It's been so long, hasn't it?

[1/?] failingsohard August 8 2010, 21:53:58 UTC

[she knew she should've worked harder to filter this faster!]

[2/5] failingsohard August 8 2010, 21:55:12 UTC

[...]

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