008 ♩ video♩ itp: screaming like loons
- the food selection is terrible and frankly, I -
[five in the morning and one (1) gilbert nightray is soliloquizing on the coarser points of the local marketplace (where the fuck are the people are they going on leave or something?); brows drawn, 'berry held screen up in a hand.
he evidently spots something on the ground. what's this? it looks like a card, and he stares at it for a long moment before his eyes narrow and it disappears off-screen.]
What the -
[something goes bang!, the screen goes white, and gilbert curses a streak so blue it's almost black. when it comes back on there's a lot of smoke, and gilbert crawls over to his dreamberry to check if it's -
wait, why does something feel squishy. he looks down. and sees breasts. great, heaving, breasts that in no way should be attached to a man unless he's feeling particularly masochistic. she looks up, blankly at the dreamberry, and shrieks. like a girl. (or possibly, a very, very panicked raven, under exceedingly special circumstances.)
she stands up, shirt covering her chest just short of indecency, looking quite dazed. gilbert makes a very attractive woman, you guys, it's almost illegal. (pg-15 link lol)]
...what just happened.
[five in the morning and one (1) gilbert nightray is soliloquizing on the coarser points of the local marketplace (where the fuck are the people are they going on leave or something?); brows drawn, 'berry held screen up in a hand.
he evidently spots something on the ground. what's this? it looks like a card, and he stares at it for a long moment before his eyes narrow and it disappears off-screen.]
What the -
[something goes bang!, the screen goes white, and gilbert curses a streak so blue it's almost black. when it comes back on there's a lot of smoke, and gilbert crawls over to his dreamberry to check if it's -
wait, why does something feel squishy. he looks down. and sees breasts. great, heaving, breasts that in no way should be attached to a man unless he's feeling particularly masochistic. she looks up, blankly at the dreamberry, and shrieks. like a girl. (or possibly, a very, very panicked raven, under exceedingly special circumstances.)
she stands up, shirt covering her chest just short of indecency, looking quite dazed. gilbert makes a very attractive woman, you guys, it's almost illegal. (pg-15 link lol)]
...what just happened.