Fic: Never Have I Ever

[faile_neume]

Title: Never Have I Ever 
Characters: Tim, Bernard, Alfred, Jason, Cass, Steph, Damian, Dick, Babs
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Bernard's legs, drinking, pre-slash
Word Count: 2, 425
Author's Notes: Takes place in the What The Doctor Ordered universe. My god it took me forever to think of Never Have I Ever questions, I even played it last night! I just can'

Comments

[darthbatgirl]

LOL oh this was funny. The idea of the batfamily sitting around playing drinking games is really funny.

“OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?” A shriek interrupted them and both Tim and Bernard tumbled off the bed in shock.

When they looked up Damian was standing at the entrance to the living room, he was in his pyjamas and had clearly been half asleep before he had stumbled upon them.

“Don’t you have a room or something?” Damian hissed angrily before stalking away.

"giggles" poor little Damie, he really should have just stayed in his room like Alfred to him too.

(though if he was a little older and followed in the family's footsteps, instead of crying out in outrage, he'd find a corner and watch. [I'm so bad 'shakes head in shame])

[faile_neume]

I love the Bat family being normal, they spend too much time running around beating up bad guys. Getting drunk and spilling secrets is much more fun.

Damian is going to be traumatized for life (lucky Bernard is a therapist!).

Tim might have stayed to watch but I think Damian is less of a voyeur than Tim.

Thanks <3

[darthbatgirl]

hmm isn't going to a therapist that is part of the trauma counter-productive? :)

[faile_neume]

Probably. Although Damian is so screwed up it'll take at least six months before they work up to the trauma of seeing Tim and Bernard half naked.

[shiny_glor_chan]

<3 Awww. Haha, Damian walking in on them. XD Lovely job, darling. *pets Jason* Aww, maybe you'll get some boy kisses soon. >>;;

[faile_neume]

I was happily writing Bernard making out with Tim and then Damian decided he wanted to wake up and intrude. Stupid muses *shakes fist*

Jason doesn't want any boys kisses. He's gonna get himself a nice girl. He thinks all the gay in his family is ridiculous.

[aravistarkheena]

Ahahahahaha, oh god this was great!

I laughed so hard. Jason pulling the 'I never kissed a dude' card was awesome.

Also, the whole ordeal with the short pants was fantastic. Poor Bernard.

Poor Damian, too. WAlking in on Tim and Bernard almost naked. I feel kind of bad for him. I'd probably freak out a little too if I came downstairs for a glass of water and found one of my brothers making out.

[faile_neume]

Thanks ^_^

Jason is a sneaky bastard, it's not fair pulling that card when half the family is gay.

"Poor Bernard"? But he got hot Tim!sex! Clearly worth it.

Either of the girls or Dick probably would have stayed to watch, but poor Damian is still slightly innocent. It was traumatising for him XD

[iesika]

Never Have I Ever may be my favorite fic cliche that does not directly involve porn or somehow bending the laws of nature. Also, why are the shortpants so damned hot?! Robin wore them for DECADES before anybody apparently noticed this.

[faile_neume]

I love writing Never Have I Ever :)

And people did notice the shortpants. Ever wondered why Dick got tied up so much?

[faile_neume]

Drunk talk is fun but tricky to write. I decided Dick would be a giggly drunk. I'm glad you liked it XD

(I don't know! I thought Roy but that would be weird later. I might bring it up in a next part when I work it out myself)