Fic: What the Doctor Ordered. Part 2

[faile_neume]

Title: What the Doctor Ordered. Part 2
Fandom: DC
Characters: Bernard Dowd, Tim Drake
Rating: PG -13
Warnings: Angst, boys making out
Word Count: 2, 900
Author's Notes: Future ic. Follows on from here, about a month or so afterwards. I don't care how old Alfred should be, he's going to live forever in my fanon.

Comments

[darthanne]

Nice. I had a feeling Bernard had it all worked out. These two are good together.

[faile_neume]

Bernard is cleverer than most people give him credit for. He and Tim are going to spend the next few years making out. Thanks for reading.

[shiny_glor_chan]

Ooh, so Timmy's Batman in this? I like how the family is all together. Jason~ Hehehe, Cass and Steph whispering.

[faile_neume]

Timmy is a Batman. But shhhh don't tell anyone, that comes in the next part that decided it wanted to be written. Jason is great, he couldn't be left out. Steph and Cass are totally plotting ;)

[iesika]

*happyflails* Next part? 'A' Batman? 'A' Batman?!

[faile_neume]

Oh yes *grins*

[faile_neume]

Thanks! The Bat family are actually a family again! Bernard as a pyschiatrist for the caped crowd was actually inspired by something in green arrow/black canary where they go to marriage counselling, but as Green Arrow and Black Canary rather than as Ollie and Dinah.

(Write it! Dooooo ittttt)

[aravistarkheena]

YEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

TIM-BATMAN FIC! YESSSS OMG

OMG
OMG

You're my hero.

This is going to be amazing. <333

I love this set up. It's fantastic. I love that the whole family clearly still spends most of it's time in the Manor. I love that Jay's there and that Cass is there and that Damian STILL fights with everyone. Oh god this is great.

<3333

[faile_neume]

So you like it then? :P

There are more revelations coming on the Batman front too. Which is going to be fun.

They are still a family despite the fact that none of them are even related. Alfred keeps them in order but Damian still tries to beat everyone up sometimes, but he's not quite as douchey anymore.

You can take the blame for this, I picked future fic because of you <3

[iesika]

...and then Bernard moved into the manor to play live in shrink, and everyone's issues were resolved (especially Jason's) and Alfred didn't have to keep them all in line alone anymore, and they all lived happily ever after. Especially Tim and Bernard, who had lots of sex.

Look, I wrote you an epilogue!

Can you tell I loved this? The party hook-up in particular (complete with Fleeing Timmy), and also Cass and Steph and their conspiritorial smiling! Though, I have to admit...I laughed a little when Tim said "I'm Batman," because that phrase always makes me laugh. I blame Shortpacked.

[faile_neume]

Actually that is pretty much what happens. I'm writing it now because I couldn't leave it alone. There's a lot that still needs explaining because I have all this backstory in my mind.

I'm glad you liked it, Bernard is difficult to write but lots of fun. I think I have a secret fetish for party hook ups XD I should write more. Cass and Steph know what's going down. I was conflicted with that line, because it also made me think of Shortpacked, but it was too much fun not to include.

[iesika]

I think I have a secret fetish for party hook ups XD

...possibly something I have planned may be in line with your interests. Possibly.

Since have hinted at multiple Batmans, (not Batmen...the plural is totally Batmans), and since you used the "I'm Batman" line, I've now got a Spartacus mash-up happening in my head.

[faile_neume]

YES! Party hook ups in random peoples beds are my favourite things! Only improved with cross-dressing! Although sadly, the only fic I can find with both those things is my own.

"I'm Batman!" "No I'm Batman" "Me and my wife are Batman!" wait.. that's Monty Python :D