snackers

[faeryhead]

There's a vending machine not too far from my desk at work. I hate it when people buy their afternoon snack, open it while walking, and start eating before they are back to their desks. I sit at the "start eating" stage in their short walk so I get to see their first, big, STARVING bite. Yuck.

Comments

[faeryhead]

HAHA--I posted this about one person who does it a lot, and as I was writing the post I thought about the other snacker, and she just walked by taking her first bite as my post went up.

[cherdt]

I dislike walking-and-eating, although I admit that I sometimes do it anyway.

You should get a mini-microphone and surreptitiously record them! The plodding steps, the crinkle of the plastic wrap, the wet, fleshy nom nom nom sounds. Yuck! Your disgust is contagious, I'm starting to feel like Lemuel Gulliver.

[faeryhead]

I only walk and eat if I absolutely have to. They don't have to!

I don't know if they are fat

[tawdryjones]

I want her to post a "this is why you are fat" sign, a photo of them in action, right by the aisle.

Re: I don't know if they are fat

[faeryhead]

hungry man (candy bars)
muffin top (chips)