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Bzzt
Kevin's lost his mind.
Instead of making a pot of coffee he made a pot of espresso.
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I'm fairly certain I'm on the verge of a breakdown.
Thanks for the pressure, mom. It's not like I don't have enough of it already.
Mom wants me to make the trip to Reading to meet her new boyfriend. She doesn't realize that my weekends are pretty much booked with meetings from now until the wedding. I made her cry. Again. I'm a terrible daughter. -
HOMG
Dude. I'm only fifteen minutes into SPN AND I'M FUCKING DYING OVER HERE.
I MEAN SERIOUSLY ON THE FLOOR DED.
I can haz Kripke's babies now? -
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Am I the only one slightly disturbed by the new Quiznos commercials.
Put it in me, Scott.
Dude. WTF. All I keep thinking about is the guy who walks in an catches Scott fucking the toaster oven.
And then the emergency room people laughing at him when he's rushed to the hospital.
And then, his future girlfriends when they see the scars.
I've come to the ( Read more... ) -
scans_daily vs Peter David...
...or Entitlement Wank at it's finest.
Okay. So, you weren't happy with the latest issue of x-comic. What do you do? Do you send a letter/email to the writer, giving them an intelligent rundown of why you are unhappy? Or, do you tell them to 'DIAF'? If you answered yes to the first, congratulations, you get a cookie. If you answered yes to the ( Read more... ) -
*fume*
So, apparently, God or Mother Nature or whoever didn't get the memo that last night was game five of the World Series and the Phillies were ready to beat the Rays at home. Otherwise, they wouldn't have dropped a freak load of rain in the middle of it ( Read more... ) -
In Soviet Russia...
Honestly, sometimes I need to remember that some people I encounter in the real world do not get my type of humor ( Read more... ) -
More early morning shenanigans
I had a guy come up to the Player Service booth tonight and he was ranting at me in Italian, no English at all. It took every ounce of effort not to ask him if he was looking for the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom ( Read more... ) -
Eminem is to blame
Once again, the members of the generation slightly younger than me (those just turning 21) continue to make my head want to fold in on itself out of sheer frustration.
The offender is blond curly haired skinny white kid (or BCHSWK). I passed him and his friends on the stairs between floors.
BCHSWK: *in ghetto talk* Oooh. Hey baby. You are fineMe ( Read more... )
