we spent like an hour and a half talking about sexuality and a bit of race
mmm, no, I'm going to make fun of you now. How sad, you had to leave the SAFE SPACE and could not hang with dialogue facilitators for the rest of your natural life, and realise what privilege really is, how clearly Jon Stewart shows it etcetera.
nice for your friends and conversations and whoo! in re:spatato, I had a joke about spaetzle, only it's not potatoes, potatoes are merely the gesso of the spaetzle painting.
WHATEVER, MY ROOM IS WET SOCK CENTRAL, COME HERE. (this is because I decided to wash ALL the socks today.)
We set up ground rules even though there were only three of us, and they were as follows: Confidentiality, Something I Have Forgot, and Speak Your Mind, Even if Your Voice Is Shaking. YOU KNOW YOU LOVE THAT LAST ONE. YES THIS IS HOW I CHOSE TO SPEND MY FRIDAY AFTERNOON.
I had to google both gesso and spaetzle. Perhaps you should find a friend more versed in pastas and painting.
OH HOW INVITING. I, too, washed ALL the socks today, but then I put them in the dryer like a normal person. (Also like a person who is at home and not paying for laundry.)
(Also remember how Thursday I said I would do laundry as long as my sister had detergent? She used the last of it last night while I was out.)
The mind says: MAN UP, don't be a woman, voice. I THINK I SPENT MY FRIDAY AFTERNOON SMOKING AND DRINKING AND POSSIBLY MAKING INSENSITIVE COMMENTS ABOUT GERMANY.
That's what you get for not having delicious egg noodles and dull art history classes in your life. I did have to look up how to spell "spaetzle" though.
I like that you just pretended my anecdote about running out of laundry detergent could be called not only a shenanigan, but an exciting one. This is clearly why I keep you around.
if Death Is Not an Option do you pick Snoop Dogg or Steven Tyler
Those are horrifying options. HORRIFYING! My mother and I have repeatedly discussed how Steven Tyler is the ugliest man in the world. Snoop Dogg isn't the most attractive guy either, plus his image being pretty sexist. But then he seems a lot more stable in his personal life, volunteering with youth and the like, and Steve Tyler's daughters are almost Snoop Dogg's age... Orz. Who'd you end up going with?
I went with Snoop Dogg, but sadly the majority went in the other direction. I figure yes, he definitely has misogyny issues (for instance, that time he talked about being a literal pimp, before stopping to spend more time with his family), but as a 1970s rock musician I don't know how much better Steve Tyler would be. Snoop Dogg is marginally less hideous (he doesn't have that horrifying mouth!), and seems like he would be laid back about things, whereas Steven Tyler seems like a whiner. Definitely a tough one, though!
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mmm, no, I'm going to make fun of you now. How sad, you had to leave the SAFE SPACE and could not hang with dialogue facilitators for the rest of your natural life, and realise what privilege really is, how clearly Jon Stewart shows it etcetera.
nice for your friends and conversations and whoo! in re:spatato, I had a joke about spaetzle, only it's not potatoes, potatoes are merely the gesso of the spaetzle painting.
WHATEVER, MY ROOM IS WET SOCK CENTRAL, COME HERE. (this is because I decided to wash ALL the socks today.)
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I had to google both gesso and spaetzle. Perhaps you should find a friend more versed in pastas and painting.
OH HOW INVITING. I, too, washed ALL the socks today, but then I put them in the dryer like a normal person. (Also like a person who is at home and not paying for laundry.)
(Also remember how Thursday I said I would do laundry as long as my sister had detergent? She used the last of it last night while I was out.)
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The mind says: MAN UP, don't be a woman, voice. I THINK I SPENT MY FRIDAY AFTERNOON SMOKING AND DRINKING AND POSSIBLY MAKING INSENSITIVE COMMENTS ABOUT GERMANY.
That's what you get for not having delicious egg noodles and dull art history classes in your life. I did have to look up how to spell "spaetzle" though.
I SUCK, SORRY.
(shenanigans! exciting shenangians.)
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Those are horrifying options. HORRIFYING! My mother and I have repeatedly discussed how Steven Tyler is the ugliest man in the world. Snoop Dogg isn't the most attractive guy either, plus his image being pretty sexist. But then he seems a lot more stable in his personal life, volunteering with youth and the like, and Steve Tyler's daughters are almost Snoop Dogg's age... Orz. Who'd you end up going with?
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