Божественный Текст!

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Наконец-то нарыл хоть один текст мьюзикла о Ктхулху Shoggoth on the Roof
Буду искать остальные, уже есть два, один в pdf, надо будет сюда перепостить попозже, или писать на слух, что с тем же Shoggoth Prayer и Miskatonic малоосуществимо.
Плюс нарыл в википедии песни которые пародировали, а именно что было в оригинале "Скрипача на крыше" и что стало:

Tradition=>Tentacles
Sunrise, Sunset=>Arkham, Dunwich
Matchmaker, Matchmaker=> Byakhee, Byakhee
If I Were a Rich Man=> If I were a Deep One
Sabbath Prayer => Shoggoth Prayer(рыдалЪ)
To Life => To life, тема Герберта Уэста совпала идеально
Miracle of Miracles=> Victim of Victims
Far From the Home I Love=>Very Far From The Home I Love
Do You Love Me?=> Do you Fear me?
The Rumor=> The Nightmare

1.Tentacles
2.Arkham, Dunwich
3.Byakhee, Byakhee
4.Shoggoth Prayer
5.If I were a Deep One
6.To life
7.The Nightmare
8.Victim of Victims
9.Very Far From The Home I Love
10.Do you fear me?
[Cthulhu]
Do you fear me?

[Armitage]
Do I what?!

[Cthulhu]
Do you fear me?

[Armitage]
Do I fear you?
You just killed my eldest daughter and crushed her fiancé
Ate the band, ate the priest, like they were fish fillet
You have some real aggression-

[Cthulhu]
Human, let me rephrase the question...
Do you fear me?!

[Armitage]
Y-you're a god!

[Cthulhu]
But, do you fear me?

[Armitage]
Do I fear you?
For such a big guy, it seems absurd,
you would need to be assured;
the Earth is yours, you rule the sea,
you're such a big guy- why talk about fear to me?!

[Cthulhu]
When you have a reputation as this horrifying thing,
you don't know: Do they fear? Is their cringing quite sincere,
or do people simply tell you what they think they want to hear?
And so I'm asking, really:
Do you fear me?

[Everyone]
That's insane!

[Cthulhu]
Perhaps. But do you fear me?

[Everyone]
Do we fear him?
For millions of years we've worshipped him,
dreamed of him, killed for him,
millions of years, our souls are his,
if that isn't fear - what is?!

[Cthulhu]
Then you fear me!

[Everyone]
Yes, of course we do!

[Cthulhu]
And now it's time to vanquish you!
Yes, now the time would wake,

[Everyone]
We must succumb...

[Cthulhu]
After millions of years... my time has come!
11.Miskatonic