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fabium

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Jan 04, 1979 23:16

I'm at The Laughing Dingo with Marlene McKinnon right now, who's in the loo and then getting me another lager. I've been a bit of a voyeur on these things since the new year, talking mostly to people I know and avoiding those I don't. Few observations ( Read more... )

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anticlaw August 5 2007, 03:19:16 UTC

It was bloody disgusting in there. Just so all the rapt readers know.

fabium August 5 2007, 03:31:33 UTC

Were you going to piss or cook a gourmet meal?

Don't answer that, especially if the answer somehow involves both. More importantly, we're right next to each other. We can shout all the secrets of the wizarding world out across the table and no one will hear us! Theoretically. Don't want to try it. Closing book now!

dirigere August 5 2007, 03:44:55 UTC

At least your mum has normal reactions. My mum wants to draw Bones for an "anatomy and health" text.

I don't really understand Gryffindors either. Cheers 'til tomorrow then!

fabium August 5 2007, 03:54:37 UTC

Your mum has a productive reaction. Mine can only cook and cry a little.

dirigere August 5 2007, 03:57:53 UTC

If you call raising a child on a steady diet of crab apple jelly "productive."

fabium August 5 2007, 04:00:10 UTC

If she had tonnes of crab apples to get rid of? Is it really that bad? I can't remember if you've ever offered me some.

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lestranging August 5 2007, 03:50:25 UTC

Am I supposed to concern myself with your opinions?

fabium August 5 2007, 03:51:54 UTC

Well, here you are.

lestranging August 5 2007, 03:54:14 UTC

I'm not.

fabium August 5 2007, 03:57:04 UTC

Adieu, mon cherie! Que c'est un bon voyage!

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obsidere August 5 2007, 03:58:54 UTC

The pamphlet was very informative! Though I could have done better. Did you know I've been propositioned to write one? I have.

fabium August 5 2007, 04:02:14 UTC

I'll reply to this in a bit. I'm not nearly drunk enough yet.

obsidere August 5 2007, 04:04:43 UTC

I was not aware that alcohol boosted reading comprehension! I will wait.

tonksly August 5 2007, 04:55:14 UTC

5. It's frothing with child molesters.

fabium August 5 2007, 05:04:58 UTC

I've never seen so many gay jokes in my life. That dead horse had been beaten into a glue stick by morning when I finally tried to read all of it.

tonksly August 5 2007, 05:12:51 UTC

It's funny cos most the blokes here are complete queers. I can't read more than four sentences without having to see two blokes verbally wanking each other.

fabium August 5 2007, 05:23:53 UTC

Charm classes in the Slytherin dungeons? The art of the perfect blowjob? I don't know, I DON'T KNOW.