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[fabium]

I'm at The Laughing Dingo with Marlene McKinnon right now, who's in the loo and then getting me another lager. I've been a bit of a voyeur on these things since the new year, talking mostly to people I know and avoiding those I don't. Few observations

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[dirigere]

At least your mum has normal reactions. My mum wants to draw Bones for an "anatomy and health" text.

I don't really understand Gryffindors either. Cheers 'til tomorrow then!

[fabium]

Your mum has a productive reaction. Mine can only cook and cry a little.

[dirigere]

If you call raising a child on a steady diet of crab apple jelly "productive."

[fabium]

If she had tonnes of crab apples to get rid of? Is it really that bad? I can't remember if you've ever offered me some.

[dirigere]

Worried about the crab apples now, ARE WE? Think about the children!

I will bring some to the party then. And you shall see. I AM NOT JOKING.

[fabium]

Maybe crab apples are the cure for all our nation's ills! Maybe they're the source! I can't judge without tasting. I'll SEE your crab apple at the party!

[bonedly]

It is quite awful when your health depends on your acquaintances' mothers and wives, isn't it?

I am so glad, though.

[fabium]

It's a brilliant scam.