Hello, my little sugary-goody gumdrops ( Read more... )

I'd like to take this moment to SHOUT OUT TO KELLY OSBOURNE because she is my little strumpet-doodle.

*nods*

and because she made me feel guilty *sob*

Annnnnnnd, shout out to everyone else, too!!

*giggles and prances away*

*he sits down and his computer and lights a cigarrette -- his first in almost a month. He takes a long, deep drag, and feels the slight stinging in the back of his throat, all the way down his wind-pipe and into his lungs; when he exhales, the sting slowly dissipates, leaving a sensation of tingling calm in it's wake ( Read more... )

*giggles*

*updates and makes you love it*

*giggles some more*

*loves and leaves*

*yawns*

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*stretches*

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*rubs eyes*

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*blinks a few times*

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Mmm. Need. Coffee

Hum dee dum dum dum. Meeee want cooookies ( Read more... )

I LOVE BILLY BOYD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you for the paid account, Peanut!!!

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*gasp!*

My paid account DIED!!!!!!!

*cries*

Have you ever just woke up one morning after having the worst week ever...and been in an insanely good mood for no reason whatsoever because your life is crap ( Read more... )

*cries*

Why are men scum?! WHY??

*super-duper-mega-pouts-then-goes-to-bed*