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Journal [Entry 075] Disorganised Chaos

Sep 05, 2010 21:13

I have no desire to know my weight in pigs, goats or any other kind of domestic stock. Nor do I know what a "clack" is or why I should wish to interface with one ( Read more... )

it shouldn't happen to a lawyer, c:kagerou, we are not amused, c:will (simon), ttly needs a personal assistant, c:bell, c:youth, e:gooseberry, c:paladin, c:00, c:cara, c:stoneface (vimes), c:target, pinged like whoah, c:genius, oh very funny not, vorschprung durch technik

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pompous_today September 5 2010, 20:21:51 UTC

The term "interfacing with a clack" sounds vaguely obscene.

extantlaw September 5 2010, 20:53:27 UTC

Indeed. If I didn't know better, I would suspect Lezard of some involvement.

mythgravenblade September 5 2010, 20:53:22 UTC

I don't know what a clack is either, but mine seems to think it can be used for my shopping.

extantlaw September 5 2010, 20:54:35 UTC

In what way? I doubt that it would hold more than a gram of tea.

mythgravenblade September 7 2010, 23:47:37 UTC

It seems to think clacks can be asked to send shopping straight to my house.

Then it conjectured on what I would need to buy and would not shut up.

ghost_of_00 September 5 2010, 21:08:39 UTC

If you dislike it, I will take it.

00

man_genius September 5 2010, 21:41:23 UTC

You can have mine too. Consider it an early birthday gift.

extantlaw September 5 2010, 21:55:08 UTC

Considering that throwing it from an island seems to have no effect, I am unsure that giving it away will prove any easier.

man_genius September 5 2010, 22:07:00 UTC

Isn't that considered attempted littering, Admin-man? For shame!

[Har har har...that was joke see? See? ...He's so getting ignored isn't he. :|

Fuck Socializing: How does it work?]

I didn't think it would be easy but hey, worth a shot.

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stonyfaced September 5 2010, 22:01:42 UTC

You don't know what a clack is? The clacks are a communication device--they're towers, and they code whatever message you've got and send it along the tower till it is where you need it to be. Quite useful, in the end.

Unlike this blasted thing. I dropped mine in the privy, but it came back. It even came back when I dropped it off the island.

ghost_of_00 September 5 2010, 23:44:01 UTC

Why?

stonyfaced September 6 2010, 00:52:46 UTC

Because it wouldn't shut up.

ghost_of_00 September 6 2010, 00:55:20 UTC

[She doesn't write anything in reply. CAN YOU FEEL HER DISAPPROVAL, STONEFACE?! IT'S PROBABLY RADIATING THROUGH THE PAGE RIGHT NOW

or you know

not. But she'll still drop by in an unsuccessful attempt to rescue the Gooseberry.]

Thread 10

letmefollow September 6 2010, 00:36:22 UTC

I wrapped mine in a sweater and locked it in a drawer. It seems to mute it a little.

extantlaw September 6 2010, 00:42:37 UTC

If giving it away fails to prove a permanent solution, I may attempt something similar.

Even the cats have no interest in it.

letmefollow September 6 2010, 00:57:11 UTC

My dog keeps barking at it, and the strange thing is it started to bark back.

extantlaw September 6 2010, 10:03:37 UTC

Thankfully it seems to lack the ability to mimic cat noises.

I will continue to hope that the same applies to Toushi. One is quite enough.