I have no desire to know my weight in pigs, goats or any other kind of domestic stock. Nor do I know what a "clack" is or why I should wish to interface with one ( Read more... )

[A few irritated pen taps precede the writing, and there's a few damp patches on the page from the snow.]

Apollo, I am unable to attend the clinic this morning - assuming that you have succeeded in getting there yourself. For some reason there is a plastic... bubble around Wellspring Island. I have no idea where it came from or when it formed, but ( Read more... )

...there is a desk attempting to gain unlawful entry to my house.

And yes, thank you, Wright - I am aware of how ridiculous that sounds. I am certain you would find it considerably less amusing in my position.

[ooc: He is, in fact, currently locked in the bathroom with his sabre and only wearing a towel. He's not about to admit that, however.]

Chess pieces?

I don't suppose this is your doing, Lezard?

It would seem that Truth... Phoenix is determined to prove the worth of his name here by the act of discarding it. I have no idea if doing so is a risk to him, but if so it is not a risk I will allow him to make alone.

My name is Edgeworth... Miles Edgeworth.

You may call me Edgeworth. And should anything happen to me in the light of this entry... if ( Read more... )

If there is anyone here who sees fit to question either the dedication or the competence of the Guard in regard to their actions in the matter of Truth's murder, then they are free to do so in my office.

I will not tolerate his death being used as a tool to cause division and fear.

"SLAY THE DRAGON AND SAVE THE PRINCESS"?

Unless someone has been unfortunate enough to discover a sea serpent in the aquarium, I can only assume that this is poor attempt at humour.

There is a large, garishly-coloured bird cavorting outside the window of my office. It is distracting both patients and medical staff ( Read more... )