Journal [Entry 056] I Don't Like Mondays

[extantlaw]

...there is a desk attempting to gain unlawful entry to my house.

And yes, thank you, Wright - I am aware of how ridiculous that sounds. I am certain you would find it considerably less amusing in my position.

[ooc: He is, in fact, currently locked in the bathroom with his sabre and only wearing a towel. He's not about to admit that, however.]

Comments

brb loling forever

[moonlit_mirage]

That sounds like quite a predicament.

what a pal

[extantlaw]

It is certainly not how I had intended to spend my rest day.

Guess who is so not going to offer to help?

[moonlit_mirage]

You could consider it good practice.

yeah, like he expected any sympathy from that direction anyway XD

[extantlaw]

I don't recall the particular lesson which involved being attacked by rogue furniture.

wiiiiiiiiiiiin

[lemonshine]

[written in one of those three-colour coloured pencils of the red/blue/yellow variety.]

If you flip it over it'll stop.

Re: wiiiiiiiiiiiin

[extantlaw]

Flip it...

[OOC: There's a pause before any more writing appears. That'll be a stategic assessment of available protective clothing going on there (ANSWER: NONE) as weighed against the likelihood of injury while he watches the desk ransack his living room through a crack in the door.]

...I fail to see how that will help.

Does Justice require assistance?

[lemonshine]

Just try it!

Probably, but he won't admit it to a woman

[extantlaw]

I will take that advice under consideration.

[feathered_earth]

Do you need a hand?

[extantlaw]

NO.

[ooc: The above is obviously scrawled quickly and not in his usual neat and broad script. There's a pause before the writing resumes, this time in normal cursive.]

...Thank you.

oh Justice, where is your dignity today XD

[feathered_earth]

Okay, if you say so! Uh, good luck getting rid of it.

XD I love you.

[misterbluesky]

Wait...a desk?

What's it doing at our place?

<3

[extantlaw]

...I have no idea, Wright. For what I imagine to be obvious reasons, it did not occur to me to ask.

[misterbluesky]

Okay, fine.

Do you have everything under control, or should I run up there and give you a hand?

[extantlaw]

Your... presence would be appreciated.

[redhead_rabbit]

Seems common lately. Flip it over and watch out for random stickers ♥

[extantlaw]

Random... what now?

And kindly refrain from doodling hearts in my direction

[redhead_rabbit]

Stickers. Yanno like li'l hearts and stars and other shapes that stick to things.

Don't be so sour

[extantlaw]

If you seriously imagine that I intend to waste my time pursuing animated furniture for the purpose of collecting.... stickers, then you are greatly mistaken.