Everyone, I was at the library today, reading fairy tales, and I realized... in fairy tales, all the bears have houses.  The Care Bears have houses.  The Berenstein Bears have houses.  The three bears that Goldylocks pilfers have houses... but here they have to live outside, enduring the elements, and I... I think that is SO SAD... so I've decided ( Read more... )

I... I went this morning, and on my first catch, I saw that poor little fish, flopping around for it's dear life, suffering, suffocating in the air, trying to jump back to the water, and I realized...

Meats are people too!  Okay, not quite people, but all the creatures on God's green earth have hearts and feelings and... and... that never dawned on ( Read more... )

It has come to my attention that because of all the nice people around here who give us free room and board (thank you, all of you) I don't really have much need for the money I've been making ... and I've decided ( Read more... )

I- I just woke up from a nightmare.  It was terrible... there was this magic mirror and I looked into, and saw my reflection like some devilish version of myself with glowing red eyes, but as it moved, I felt drawn to follow it's movements.

No, I couldn't control myself, and I realized I was in the mirror, and that's when ... she broke the glass and ( Read more... )

After all that effort, it just disappeared... I can't believe I lost a melon.  I mean, they're so big, and brightly colored, especially considering how drab these apartments are...

It's like losing sight of a flamboyantly colored giant with fire crackers and sparklers strapped to his chest...

I can't believe I'm being beaten by a piece of produce.  I ( Read more... )

((Slightly back logged to when Lina was cursed because I had a busy week end))

*a tiny, ugly gnome (like the one from Harry Potter) is sitting on a blanket under a tree in the middle of town, pigging out on a picnic; it is as if it is sitting in the middle of huge piles of food... borrowed... from the kitchen and darting around the blanket, eating ( Read more... )

*In that small window of clarity between melon caused frustration, Lina considered that there are... just some things ( Read more... )

Okay, so let me get this straight... this place is Memento Eden, and it's where a bunch of amnesiacs inexplicably show up? You know, I so would not believe this if I couldn't confirm it first hand...

But whatever! Prepare yourself, Memento Eden, for Lina... Lina... I feel like I usually add something here. A lot of something. Really, this whole ( Read more... )

Ugh... my head is killing me, and I swear i don't remember drinking this much last night...  I mean... where the hell am I?

Okay~ Lina... let's see... what did mom always say to do when you woke up lost in the woods?

Wait... I don't remember my mom.  I don't...

AAAAGGGH!!  I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM!!

*glances to either side of her, the town is totally out ( Read more... )