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After all that effort, it just disappeared... I can't believe I lost a melon.  I mean, they're so big, and brightly colored, especially considering how drab these apartments are...

It's like losing sight of a flamboyantly colored giant with fire crackers and sparklers strapped to his chest...

I can't believe I'm being beaten by a piece of produce.  I

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[king_of_thunder]

You can't even break a melon?

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I haven't broken a melon; there's a distinction. Have YOU opened one...?

[king_of_thunder]

Hmph. Of course I have.

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Yeah? Prove it or get lost.

[hailbeautyqueen]

The melons are pretty damn annoying.

I've been trying to break a third one all week!

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Three?

[hailbeautyqueen]

Yeah, I figured giving up on two was pretty sad, you know? So I'm trying my luck with a third one~

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How do you do it!?

[princeofknives]

Shishishi, yes, those melons CAN be tricky.

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Seriously...

[bubblyhealer]

ARE YOU THE THIEF?

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WHAT?

[frenchaffair]

Do not despair, Princess. It makes my heart ache to see someone with your enchanting beauty so down.

Is there anything I can do to help?

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Finally, someone who really knows how to treat a lady. Aah, confirmation that I am quite a beauty. My petite, girlish frame, my big doe eyes...

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Oh, I'm just bummed out that I can't seem to break any melons; supposedly they help you remember things, and I really know nothing of myself... what's more some barbarian of a boy named Ren insists upon harassing me~

((XD If you begin treating her like a kid after getting a closer look (though Tamaki still treats little girls with the utmost care (I not mean to accuse him of being a pedophile (look parenthesis within parenthesis) ) I would certainly be amused))

[frenchaffair]

A barbarian? No! I will protect you from this boy. Picking on young girls such as yourself is inexcusable.

Unfortunately, I haven't managed to break a melon either. Surely with your intelligence, you will manage it.