Ethan Hawke Likes It Like That

[experimentego]

Whoever stole my Cheetos from my bag this afternoon, I will find you and have you sodomized by a camel so hard that the sheer force of camel-semen will hit your intestines and cause you to shit continuously through your mouth.

In other news, I really wanted to read nada_o_nil's new advice column but made the mistake of picking up FHM instead of Maxim,

Comments

[corneliusfudd]

i'm betting you're only going to buy maxim for that angelica panganiban spread you perverted korean immigrant.

hey matthew, it's emil :D

mp3s! and writing gigs.. ;p

see you at school man!

[experimentego]

I'll have you know that unlike the Japanese who ae somehow shy in accepting being demonized as sexual predators, we Korean immigrants fully embrace our perverted nature and employ a secret cabal of rape-assassins.

This is how Sandara Park was born.

[wring]

fuck now i want some cheetos :P

[experimentego]

They're GR-R-R-REAT!

Oops, wrong tiger mascot.

[purploony]

Thanks a lot, dude. The camel thing is GROSS. :P

[experimentego]

My Yahoo! status messages are worse, and you know it. >P