Ethan Hawke Likes It Like That
Whoever stole my Cheetos from my bag this afternoon, I will find you and have you sodomized by a camel so hard that the sheer force of camel-semen will hit your intestines and cause you to shit continuously through your mouth.
In other news, I really wanted to read nada_o_nil's new advice column but made the mistake of picking up FHM instead of Maxim, because all those goddamn softcore skin mags look the same to me.
Seriously, anyone want to buy an FHM from me?
In other news, I really wanted to read nada_o_nil's new advice column but made the mistake of picking up FHM instead of Maxim, because all those goddamn softcore skin mags look the same to me.
Seriously, anyone want to buy an FHM from me?