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[expectremorse]

[someone has been cooped up for the first two days of a five-day vampire toll. He no longer has the urge to eat things without provocation, but he's not happy about it either. Namely because

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Just gonna. Leave this. Horribly here.

[19centconstable]

Pie. A skilled lady's tenderly presented pie is like nothing else.

...OH GEORGE. <3

[expectremorse]

...

[snort]

[sporfle]

what kind of pie?

I regret nothing.

[19centconstable]

Rhubarb. Apple. Cherry. Pumpkin.

Cracker Jack is also delicious.

Well you shouldn't.

[expectremorse]

You aren't talking about those popcorn things are you?

[goodgrasshopper]

I used to eat pretty healthy, but I've really come to appreciate the value of greasy, fried food. It sticks with you for a while, where a salad really... doesn't.

That said, good coffee and energy drinks are pretty much my life's blood. And I won't believe there's a person alive that doesn't love chocolate--though I'm more of a dark chocolate kind of girl.

...And a Chicago girl. The best pizza in the world comes from my city. [grin]

[expectremorse]

I haven't had fried food for a fucking month and now I temporarily can't. Enjoy your metabolism while you can.

[sigh] coffee. I would kill for coffee. I run on that one way or another. I couldn't give that up.

Chicago. [He might smile at that. Chicago.] Deep dish shit.

[goodgrasshopper]

There are some benefits to being in your mid-twenties. A great metabolism is one that I'm taking pretty good advantage of.

Me either. It's one of the few things I can actually make reliably, as far as food goes.

[Have a small laugh.] Damn right. It's the only way to go.

[expectremorse]

Deep Dish pizza will come back to haunt you one day.

[Hoffman snorts] And New York makes the best Chinese. Concede that.

[creatingalegacy]

I would have replied with just laughter, but I think I'll let you picture it in your head for a change.

[She sounds so goddamn amused, though.]

How's the blood from the kitchens working out for you? Curbing that pesky new addiction you picked up?

[expectremorse]

[Three people can keep a secret if two of them are dead. Hoffman switches to video.]

It'll do. Unless you're volunteering something fresher?

[He looks just awful.]

[creatingalegacy]

In your dreams, maybe. I just think it's funny you're back to hitting the bottle again, in one way or another.

[expectremorse]

[flinch.]

Blood is actually healthier for you. And it just tastes incredible. And then there are the added benefits of being able to rip off heads.

[He can't. But you know. As Hoffman sets the bottle down he shakes the camera a bit. Amanda's skill enough at reading human behavior to see someone who's nervous right? Someone who's anxious? Someone who's horrified? Hoffman is, despite being all smiles.]

[frickinbaretta]

Bearclaws. Only...they make me want to hurl now. I don't fucking know why.

Grease. Anything with grease. There's this one bar I went to [cue "I know, I know, I don't look old enough to drink, get it out of your system" Look] had these loaded fries? They had fucking everything on 'em; chili, cheese, green onions, jalapenos, bacon, sour cream, tobasco... That and a beer and you're fucking set.

[God, he's a frickin teenager.]

[expectremorse]

[Fat cops Fat cops what you gonna do?]

That sounds incredible.

[frickinbaretta]

[At least Freddy's got his youthful metabolism to work in his favor?]

I know, right? Heart attack on a plate, but fuck if it ain't worth it.

Sorry, I'm still green here. Why the sudden preoccupation?

[expectremorse]

[Just you wait.]

Live your life to the fullest.

[He sighs] I got bit by a vampire.