ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.... really??!!!
Uuuuuggghhhh

Oh my god. The Powerthirst reference. Oh my god.

He hates grape jelly.
He can keep up with me on Princess Bride quotes.

He quoted the entire Robin William's joke about how golf was invented, with accents and all.. it was brilliant.
We sang "Like a Boss" word-for-word in the car.
Ohmygod, I almost forgot.. he seriously gave me the ENTIRE storyline to DBZ from start to finish with lots of onomatopoeia and explosion noises because I played the video games but never ( Read more... )

He owns threadless shirts and can sing FOTC songs!
Hduhkkoifescvnbcffh!!!

He can do a perfect "blue steel".

He quoted Monty Python, the whole "your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries" line because we were in World Market looking at the elderberry wine. And, of course, that's exactly what I thought of immediately because thats where my mind goes, and then he said it. It was great.

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This is going to inevitably sound obsessive but with everything that's happened lately, I feel it necesary not to ignore even the tiniest feelings of happiness ( Read more... )

Oh, it's always such fun to go to sleep fine, mentally balanced, and wake up in a dark cloud of depression. It's as if the sandman reaches into a separate bag of sleeping sand made just for me; a black velvet bag filled with large darkened chunks of tainted sand, not single grains, but multiple ones held together by an invisible bile the way salt ( Read more... )

I have three Xanax in my pocket that were given to me by a woman I met in Walmart tonight.

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