Fic: Rules of Entitlement

Aug 09, 2007 12:12

Title: Rules of Entitlement ( Read more... )

fanfic, house/cuddy, au100

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exhumedpotato August 9 2007, 17:33:08 UTC
Thanks! Glad it made you laugh :)

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chase_austenfan August 9 2007, 16:50:25 UTC
OMG!! This was total guilty pleasure. Cracked me up to no end and for some reason just completely sounded like the type of conversation that they'd have. The right balance of the totally rediculous- but still not making them sound like 14 year old girls or something.

And the end- I could actually Picture the looks on their faces. lol!!
Thank you!

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exhumedpotato August 9 2007, 17:33:30 UTC
Heh. Thank you for reading it!

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perspi August 9 2007, 16:51:44 UTC
This is so hilarious. I love it!

*memming* and *reccing*

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exhumedpotato August 9 2007, 17:33:39 UTC
Thanks so much!

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ranrata August 9 2007, 17:13:46 UTC
Wow, that was...bizarre. I had to stop every few lines because I was laughing so hard XD

"If I have no dick I might as well punch a hole in there and continue offering my services."

....yeah.

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exhumedpotato August 9 2007, 17:34:13 UTC
I know, it's weird, but I've been hanging out around a bunch of guys lately and strangely, these types of conversations aren't rare.

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samisaurus August 9 2007, 17:31:58 UTC
This is hilarious. It such an insane conversation I can so hear them having it.

On the other hand, lesbian!House is not something I really want to think about. I just don't think it would work as well as he thinks it would.

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exhumedpotato August 9 2007, 17:38:13 UTC
Oh, definitely, he would make a butt ugly lesbian.


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samisaurus August 9 2007, 17:50:30 UTC
Blerg. Just... ick. :P

I cannot think of any plausible situation that would cause me to even consider shagging that.

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Interesting links and a challenge samisaurus August 10 2007, 06:37:47 UTC
If he were to have a sex change, the surgeon would do extensive work on his face and neck. I found some interesting information on the subject on a website which had great previews of what someone would look like after surgery, and an explanation of all the various techniques. I think they could make Hugh look pretty, or at least not bad. I mean, look at Izzard's before and after! For one thing, he wouldn't have the heavy blue shadow from his beard, because electrolysis would get rid of that. His lips would be plumped up which would make his lips look feminine AND make the space between his nose and upper lip shorter, which would also enhance the feminine look. He'd be given a brow lift, and then his eyebrows would be thinned to a more feminine shape. His chin would be both brought forward and shortened; his scalp brought forward to hide the masculine slope of his forehead; some forehead recontouring to de-emphasize the brow ridge, and many other adjustments ( ... )

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