1st Excuse [audio // common]
Uuugh. What the heck just happened?
[He rubs the back of his head as he looks around the room.]
Huh. This sure doesn't look like Ganon's Evil Jar. Doesn't look like anywhere in the Underworld at all, for that matter. Oh, hey, what's this thing?
[Tap tap tap-]
Whoa!
[Another few experimental taps.]Cool! I can write without actually writing! Let ( Read more... )
[He rubs the back of his head as he looks around the room.]
Huh. This sure doesn't look like Ganon's Evil Jar. Doesn't look like anywhere in the Underworld at all, for that matter. Oh, hey, what's this thing?
[Tap tap tap-]
Whoa!
[Another few experimental taps.]Cool! I can write without actually writing! Let ( Read more... )
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Oooh, I get it! The magic tablet sent that message to you! Wow, that's really useful!
Unless... you are the magic tablet?
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I am no tablet. I am Zelda, Princess of Hyrule. What you are holding is a comunication device. It connects you to every passenger aboard this vessel, the MS Elegante.
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Oh, hey, Princess! Didn't recognize your voice there. You coming down with a cold? You sound a little funny.
[Blink.]
How'd we end up on a boat? Wait, Ganon didn't zap you, too, did he?
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Ganondorf hears a variation of his name so he's decided to investigate this channel. But after listening to this guy talk, Ganondorf doesn't even bother to hold it back.
He just let's out a nice long laugh.]
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[Nope, no recognition of Ganondorf's voice.]
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I--I mean, you're--
E-Everyone can--c-can--can read whatever you send.
Look, nevermind, y--you--you need to be careful. Stay in--i-in your room. This boat isn't safe, trust me.
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[Tappy tap tap.
Text: So you can read this to?]
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I-It's not like your stuff back--back home. I-I know you don't have your sword and--
Just...believe me, fighting...w-what's dangerous in the ship ri-ight now will only make things worse. There's a little girl walking a--a-around. Her name's Jennifer and we all have to stay away from her.
[He sounds very stern on this.]
Stay off deck ten a---a-and decks 13 and 20. Don't linger i-in the buffet when you go to food--that's on deck 4. There, uh--I-I dunno if you know what sushi is, but it's on the top deck. The bears serving it a--a-are, uhm, trained so they're safe. Don't hurt 'em.
If--i-if you do meet Jennifer, don't attack her. That--th-that's orders from the crew and--a-and the crew might not tell us a lot, but what they do is always in our best interest and--a--and the truth. Trust me on that, I-I've been here for months.
[Though some of it's beginning to get hazy--freaking library books.]
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I don't think you understand, mister. I'm a professional hero. I can take care of myself just fine even without my sword.
It's just a little more work.
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"Greatest."
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See, even the magic tablet agrees!
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[This Link sounds too young for her to really come down on him for idiocy.]
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Hey, how'd you know what the magic tablet said?
[He hasn't quite figured out that the device can transmit text both ways. The Major's the first person to actually text him back.]
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Link? Hero?
...
UHHHHHH.]
hello/?
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Just for kicks, and because the idea of being able to write without a quill or anything in his hand is still novel to him, he types back a response.]
hi! Whos' this?
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Except Mr. Link seems to know how to type a bit better.]
link!!
who arre you?/
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You just ansered your own question. I'm Link. why are you asking again?
[He's not going to say anything about the other's typing ability. Why bother? Spelling and grammar aren't all that important to him and are kind of boring subjects anyway.]
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