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[evilmidget_]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Midget!

1. Midget became extinct in England in 1486.
2. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Midget is 10:1.
3. Astronauts get taller when they are in Midget!
4. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Midget.
5. Midget is 984 feet tall!

Comments

[blackmoggy]

eeeehehehee! "Midget is 984 feet tall!" *rolls around on floor*