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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Midget!

1. Midget became extinct in England in 1486.
2. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Midget is 10:1.
3. Astronauts get taller when they are in Midget!
4. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Midget.
5. Midget is 984 feet tall!
6. Donald Duck's middle name is Midget!
7. Only one person in two billion will live to be Midget!
8. Midget, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
9. Midget is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature!
10. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Midget', hated Midget and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.