Anon: " so does a blowjob feel different with np teeth?"

Anon: "it still feels like a dick in your mouth."

Omfg it just keeps going help me lord i cant stop laughing.

Anon: "i had a lot lizard drop her false teeth on my junk. Really killed the mood.

Anon 2: "shouldve told her to keep going!"

Anon 3: "Thats called a smoothie."

Jfc im fucking dying over here

Started listening to co spiracy podcasts 15 minutea ago.

Want to listen about implants found in a mans torso he believes were placed there by aliens, old hags paralyzing you in your bed as you watch in horror, and demonic black eyed children preying on todays youth because their essence is stronger.

No thanks, not tonight Satan.

I dont understand how you can get stabbed with a sword, and not be so filled with rage that you dont slide down the blade, to the hilt and stab that fuck in the throat with a knife.

You're really bad baby

Armageddon is such a great movie.

Click to view

I'm so pissed right now.

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brok'd.
mission accomplished.