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Dialogues from a Long Distance Relationship
KYLE: I don't understand why you're dating someone 1,500 miles away. You could be dating someone here.
RACHEL: Yes, but I don't want to. I want the person 1,500 miles away.
KYLE: But you don't get laid. Ever!
[Rachel narrowly resists the urge to punch Kyle in the face.]DAVID: I really admire you ( Read more... ) -
And I am freaking terrified.
I go to Miami in a week and a half. -
Last rec!
The jbbs stories are up this morning as well, and oh are they glorious.
But get this? Someone wrote Owen. Owen Mercer. AKA my very own DC comics crush, akin to mtgat's love for DCAU's Shayera and dotfic's love of Nightwing... Owen is my boy. (Yes, I know I have more than one. Shut up. *lives in happy harem*) And someone wrote fic about him. That isn't slash. And ( Read more... ) -
Yuletide recs!
It's that time of year again. I actually did stay up until the archive opened, and then I read to my heart's content until falling asleep face first on my keyboard. That's the second time I've done that this year. But another one's starting in just a few days, isn't it? Bother time, it always seems to jump up on you.
Romance Its Vissitudes - A New ( Read more... ) -
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The Dark Knight trailer is everything I hoped it would be. Plus, you can see my friend celli in it. -
Happy birthday to you.
When one cleans out their room, one often finds amazing things. Like video tapes. Like video tapes of one's fifteenth birthday party. The tape in question includes:
- Me flirting terribly with thisisnotemily
- thisisnotemily referring to my brother as a cripple
- Collier with the awful, awful, awful dyed blonde and black hair
- Julia's Terry Schiavo impression
- Collier sitting on ( Read more... )
- Me flirting terribly with thisisnotemily
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For once, this icon fully suits this situation.
Collier and I are writing a D&D campaign together. He's going to be the DM; I just like writing plots. I only got into tabletop gaming this year and am still fairly new at it. There've been some bumps along the way, but I adore the campaign we're writing and I'm really excited to introduce it to our friends ( Read more... ) -
Yom tov, yom tov, yom tov!
HAPPY HANNUKKAH!
I hope all of you in these next blessed eight days will be close to your family and friends and filled with joy and cheer! :D We've survived mass destruction again, let's eat fried foods and spin tops! -
They said "Write a personal story" and I wrote a personal story, damn it.
My family likes to tell a story about me when people ask them how I got started as a writer. At the age of four, I only knew how to spell three words: “Mom” “Dad” and “love”. Despite this, every afternoon, I would trot downstairs to the basement where the computer lived, and would begin to patiently type those three words out over and over, ( Read more... ) -
Update.
My uncle's out of the hospital, Thanksgiving was pleasant, and I'm still sure that I'm the only seventeen-year-old chick who would purposely download the Hawaii Five-O theme to dance around while rearranging my room in Feng Shui.