Stuff to have on a date with me

[evilgrins]

• You should probably bring pajamas...just in case.
• Some form of lip balm cuz chapped lips are counterproductive.
• Bring mace, spray or the medieval weapon, in case we run across Bible thumpers.
• On the offchance things get boring you should bring condoms. Who isn't amused by balloon aminals?
• Breath mints are your friend!

Comments

[ext_75832]

A flyswatter...not for happy naked spanky time either.

You really are no fun, are you. Thbbt!

[evilgrins]

You know better.

[stuberyl]

Where do you keep the Bible Thumpers? Hiding in the closet?

[evilgrins]

under the RV

[ext_75832]

A flyswatter...not for happy naked spanky time either.

You really are no fun, are you? Thbbt!

[writer_lilies]

So since I'm a Bible thumper, I'd need to beat myself up while on a date with you?

[evilgrins]

Could add to the evening's entertainment.

[cmot_dribbler]

What... no towel?

[evilgrins]

Why would you need a towel?

[cmot_dribbler]

Cause you should never leave home without one!