Stuff to have on a date with me
- You should probably bring pajamas...just in case.
- Some form of lip balm cuz chapped lips are counterproductive.
- Bring mace, spray or the medieval weapon, in case we run across Bible thumpers.
- On the offchance things get boring you should bring condoms. Who isn't amused by balloon aminals?
- Breath mints are your friend!
- A flyswatter...not for happy naked spanky time either.
- A shovel cuz you just never know.