x30 Best Pick-Up Lines Ever!

[evilgirl_child]

This was a lot of fun, because these pick-up lines are so bad and I couldn't help but laugh! I may make more if people like these - in fact, if you know some "good" pick-up lines, suggest them in the comments and when I have enough new ones, I'll make another batch.

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Comments

You are brilliant!

[madladyred]

Thank you so much for posting these! I just spent the last five or ten minutes reading them off to my husband in various voices (some of which may have almost been considered seductive) and having a complete blast.

I confess, I took all of them. I haven't decided which one I want to use yet (probably the one that got the biggest groan), but when I do I will credit. :)

Oh - and great job with the design on these, too. The coloring and the font and layout are fantastic.

Would you mind letting me know what made the cut for #10 and #15? Numbers 9 & 14 got double posted. :)

Re: You are brilliant!

[evilgirl_child]

Thanks! I'm so glad I entertained you and your husband!!! Most of them made me groan too, but laugh as well :)

the hardest part was getting the layout and colouring right, so that means a lot to me <3 and thanks for pointing out the double posts, I've fixed it now.

Also I adore your icon! It entertains me muchly!

[evilgirl_child]

Thanks, the 1st my favourite, it was actually what gave me the idea.

[sanya4]

These are very funny! :D

[ashoakandthorn]

Very funny, but there seem to be typoes on 18 & 19, though that may just be font style...

[evilgirl_child]

thanks!

might be the font - what are the typos so i can fix them?

[ashoakandthorn]

raisins looks like rasins for 18, and an other should be another in 19. They're all very minor things.

[shawna_sky]

Hi, I saw your icons at iconimate community. Just wanted to let you know I saved a bunch of these & will credit. Thank you