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Portal 2 is the best game ever.

Who just bought all five seasons of the animated X-Men series on DVD?

This guy.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in 1993.

Somedays I hate this state.

Pick a friggin climate and stay with it, Ohio!

Today, I played a videogame called Evil Genius while watching a movie about Richard Nixon. This struck me as fitting.

Why the hell would they have canceled Arrested Development?

Oi. Tonight is the second night in two weeks that I've called the police on an empty car in the parking lot. I think I may be a little paranoid about getting robbed.

Dear Subconscious,

I'm at my job like 50 hours a week. Can you at least stop dreaming about it?

Thanks,
Mike

http://www.molossia.org/

I'm defecting.

Here's to you, Leslie Nielsen.

Why do all the good ones die young?

Dear Harry Potter,

I hope in part 2, there is a surprise ending. I hope that you get torn apart by millions of screaming middle age women who can't understand why they can't come five minutes before a show and expect to get good seats in a completely sold out auditorium.

Signed,

The Theater Industry