Bolded statements are what I'm on expert on...really.

Taken a candlelit bath with someone.
Bought everyone in the pub a drink.
Swam with wild dolphins.
Climbed a mountain.
Taken a Ferrari for a test drive.
Been inside the Great Pyramid.
Held a tarantula.
Said "I love you" and meant it.
HUGGED A TREE.
Done a striptease.Bungee jumped ( Read more... )

Hi!

Let's have sex. Now.

Updating this shit fo sho.

Drop it like it's hot.

Hi!

Let's have sex. Now.

Updates...ahoy!

I am thinking it is time for a new username. And friends-only.

I consistently feel like a number ( Read more... )

I just got home from Colorado about an hour ago. There were twenty messages on our answering machine, huge stacks of mail at the door, and crying cats everywhere. I just had to run over to my neighbors' for details on watching their cat while they're gone this week. I'm excited; they have a hammock I want to try out ( Read more... )

Wow, I'm excited about that. I just forgot what I wanted to post about because I'm so excited about that. End communication.

I woke up around 11:30 am and watched "Pulp Fiction". What an awesomely good movie, and I'd like to state that all the hype was true. I remain in love with Quentin Tarantino ( Read more... )

I just got home from seeing "The Village". In my own standard refrain, it wasn't very good. I definitely wouldn't recommend paying $8.50 to go see it. The movie itself was vibrantly shot; I had no problems with the direction of it. The plot, however, was silly and trite. And, unfortunately, it wasn't nearly as frightening as it appeared to be ( Read more... )