Oh dear,

How dare this ghost from the past (in her comedic pulchritude) even dare to show her fat face. I thought she had a self-indulgent hissy fit and promised to destroy her livejournal.

Unfortunately for you, her fatness has had a shitty New Year`s eve... ergo, you shall die.

Like now.

Fuck you.

Love,

Me

Scratch the deletion of my livejournal. It was perhaps a fit of pique.

Besides, without this tool, how might I keep an eye on all of you?

I still won't be posting much, though.

There is a mass of folks walking down 12th in front of my house right now. I think it's for breast cancer (although I thought that already happened earlier this summer, but more the better, I suppose ( Read more... )

So I totally loved Lisa Turtle on Saved by the Bell, but I just watched this former child star thing and Lark Voorhies is totally a creepy Jehova's Witness.

I. Seriously. Had. No. Idea.

Sad.

After a couple weeks of that Paula Abdul reality show, I've determined that Miss Paula is pretty much myself- but as a celebrity, 15 years older and a woman. (Although... I guess I'm kind of a woman. Whatever ( Read more... )

It's almost all over- the end of spring to midsummer or further insanity. Thank god. There is a big part of me that loves all the craziness, but physically it becomes draining. May through August of go-go-go is quite a trip, but I will be happy when it's reached an end ( Read more... )

Why is it I end up feeling so unprideful at the end of nearly every Pride?

So... currently, my world is bliss.

The Exorcist

+

Bacon and Eggs

=

Bliss

WOO HOO!

So I retreated to Issaquah yesterday and will be here for a while today. It's been a nice mini-vacation with the parents and aunt in honor of Mother's Day ( Read more... )

Is there any lovely soul out there who has some fabulous pictures of myself? I have a serious dearth of them- in drag, nun-face or otherwise.

Please help if you can. Thanks!