How to do a Wal~Mart Return.

[eveningscribe]

Way to negotiate...

A middle aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service counter and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on 'special'.

Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES!

Comments

[xanykaos]

You almost made me spray hot (well, luke-warm) cocoa all over my keyboard.

Ruttin' hi-larious!

[eveningscribe]

That's all right. You've taken revenge by giving me the enormous craving for hot cocoa, which I shall go give in to right now.

[lamaupin]

BOO-YAH!

I love that middle aged woman. I want to be that middle aged woman some day.

[toomanywhispers]

I'd laugh at that, but I'd get fired.

[jahdzia]

This happened in Moscow, ID??? Oh my...