Even if there4 is nothing to laugh about, laugh on credit.

~~Unknown

Dear Seattle:

A Little Ditty For Ya.
http://colonpipe.org/Darkmas.mp3

If you've ever been in Seattle during the winter for any length of time, you NEED to listen to this. Please put your drink down to protect your poor keyboards.

eveningscribe's LJ stalker is pjammer!pjammer is stalking you because you made a nasty comment on their LJ. They are also mentally deranged!

LJ Stalker Finder
From Go-Quiz.com

'SIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Dogs and Cats; >^..^When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way ( Read more... )

Way to negotiate...

A middle aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service counter and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on 'special'.

Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES! ( Read more... )