SO UH. I PARKED OVER A BROKEN DILDO ON THE STREET. AND THERE ALSO IS WHAT LOOKS LIKE A FAKE VAGINA (WHAT'RE THEY CALLED?) ON THE SIDEWALK NEXT TO RIVER'S PASSENGER DOOR.

WHAT THE FUUUCCK? XDD;;;

Oh man. I should go take a pic but I kinda don't want to.

*ETA* The photos.
( Mmm STDs )

....

Okay, I am miffed. Annoyed, irked, what have you.

I spent like $50 on a pair of contacts that are supposed to look golden...

What color are they? No where near it.

What was supposed to be this:
( >:| )

So uh, I came into work right now and there's this small stack of Chinese newspaper at my desk ( Read more... )

:: Boo, so I hafta work next Tue, Wed, and Fri. :[ So much for going back to the LB pad and working on Fanime stuff cuz I don't wanna drive back and forth ( Read more... )

ARGH. FUCKING iTUNES!!! ALSKDLKSSLS ( Read more... )

A while back, I read this Japanese thriller novel called "OUT" by Kirino Natsuo. It was bought on a whim because I had this recurring urge to come out of a bookstore with something, anything that wasn't a manga. I can't say that the book's one of my faves, but it was haunting and kept me reeling and thinking about it after I flipped to the last ( Read more... )

I think there's a new group of people that joined the ranks of Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses and Tupperware ladies in going door to door preaching or selling overpriced useless things. I prolly shouldn't have opened the door though. :| They were unintelligible and down right dirty; I mean they had ragged clothes and a wierd green tint to their skin ( Read more... )

Lol. Guess what I got? A postcard from ALA. And guess what it says? "Friendlier rovers." "Now with 99% less nagging!" And a slew of other things that people complained about last year. While I am glad (I guess?) that they took what people said into consideration and are trying (desperately might I add if they have to advertise it the way they did) ( Read more... )

ugh...it's starting to get creepy. i keep on getting 25+ yr old men sending me messages on myspace saying stuff like "hey sexy, what do u like to do for fun?". sure they say they just want to chat but i know their ulterior motive is something like "ooo, let's see if this college chick will date me (to make me feel younger? yesh, i am harsh but * ( Read more... )

incrediblejules: FRANCE ( Read more... )