you tell me i'm lying


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so i'm reading Zadie Smith's White Teeth and I really like it. I thought this quotation was funny ( Read more... )

13 credits what ( Read more... )

oh i'm happy. i just saw a relatively large cockroach scamper into one of the traps that i set up to kill those motherfuckers. take that. you may be able to survive a nuclear explosion, but your kind is no match for poison.

...motherfuckers...

this last week has been filled with things that have made me happy, for the most part. last saturday, however, something happened which has really made me think about things. you know when something happens which just makes you look at yourself and what you have - see what you have and what you still really want to do to complete your life? i ( Read more... )

i'm not sure what it is, but every day at around 2am the people who live above me decide that it's a good idea to pound on the floor really hard for about 2-3 hours. perhaps i am being unreasonable. afterall, somone's rug could catch on fire every night and need stomping out. or perhaps there are cobras which try and bite them every night at the ( Read more... )

"why don't we do it in the road?" off of the white album sucks.

it's hot.
i don't like to sweat.
i'm convinced that my body thinks i am way more fat and out of shape than i could ever dream of being.

this is ridiculous.

on the plus side i'm glad to be back at school and classes starting will finally give me some structure to my day.

~Evan
xo

LiveJournal now has a fucking merch page where you are able to buy "add-ons" which im not sure what the fuck they are. and even tshirts. if anyone i know ever, and i mean ever, thinks that wearing one of those is a good idea... i don't know if we can be friends anymore. not only that, but they're like $15 and clearly not worth it.
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When we have the winter Olympics, what do the people in the Southern Hemisphere think? And likewise for the Summer Olympics? What makes the Northern Hemisphere boss when it comes to naming the seasons of the olympics? We're jerks ( Read more... )