PSA: Spider-Man 3

[evadne_noel]

Note: This is less of a review, and more of a Public Service Announcement. There are spoilers below, but I really feel that you need to know in order to understand

Comments

[grubby_tap]

I WANT TO SEE THIS SOOOO SOOOOO BAD.

[grubby_tap]

PS. Peter Parker gets a butler? Bwah?!

[evadne_noel]

No, no. It's Harry who has a butler. A butler that pops out of nowhere to deliver a stirring motivational speech to Harry. And really, the movie is not that great.

[grubby_tap]

Oh, Harry. Too sexy for your own good. Too sexy to live...

Yes, it sounds ghastly, but that's the sort of movie I love to watch with the girls. We made quite a meal of Eragon :]

[graceful_dave]

I hate to say this, but I believe he's been slated for another three movies, all of them having the words "man" and "spider" in them, most likely followed by a number. I would also like to point out that sand does NOT fly. Sandman is not Weatherman. Another point on the parody is that the most expensive movie ever made should NOT be a parody. Especially when they spent all the money animating sand. And finally, I would like to thank you for this PSA, and for sharing my feelings on this "movie." If you're ever in the Vancouver, BC part of the world, we can catch the next one.

[evadne_noel]

Three more movies? Oh, no. That's terrible news. I can't even imagine what number 6 will be like.

I definitely agree about the cost. If you are spending that much on a movie, it should be making me stare in horror as I leave the theater.

[veronica_rich]

Say no more, say no more! I'm one step ahead of you. Sam got $6 - but no more! (Oh, Tobey. I weep for you. Not for you, Kirsten. I weep most of all for you, James Franco and Topher Grace - you deserve better.)

[evadne_noel]

I applaud your ability to spend less than I did on this movie. Hopefully, at least Franco and Grace will be able to move onto better projects, even if Tobey is stuck making even more of these.

[zakuro_neko]

Good to know that someone else was reminded of John Travolta during that movie. While my boyfriend and I both agreed that the entire emo bit was terrifyingly hilarious, he just didn't understand why I kept comparing it to Saturday Night Fever.

[evadne_noel]

Oh, man, the walking down the street scene is classic! I'm sorry your boyfriend is not familiar with the pop culture hilarity that is John Travolta swinging a paint can.

[marikenobi]

Oh we kept making references to IMOTEHP and Travolta.

It was just so sad.

[evadne_noel]

Joking is all that could be done in the face of Spider-Man 3, I swear.