Ive done this goddamn thing too...

LAYER ONE:
-- Name: Mathew Richard (Tokurangatira) Lynch
-- Birth date: 6th September 1988
-- Birthplace: Wellington Hospital
-- Current Location: The Shed
-- Eye Color: Mongrel
-- Hair Color: Brown? Brown
-- Height: 6' something
-- Righty or Lefty: Righty
-- Zodiac Sign: Virgo

LAYER TWO:
-- Your heritage: Anglo-Irish- ( Read more... )

A few haikus that Robert Millar and myself came up with feat. Ben Moore :D

Death is upon us
The apocalypse is nigh
Run while you still can

The still water runs so deep
The sound slowly dies
Quiet now, Daddy's talking

In the times of peace
Fuel me with fruits of labour
Teach me what you can

And my personal favourite...

Josh Hercus is fat
Feed him some meat you ( Read more... )

Monotony, pierced only rarely by the sudden stint of interest ( Read more... )

I am worth $1,472,850 on HumanForSale.com

I got less than Nigel...unless those are cunt dollars...

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And the East Ball was good too :)

Im doing it cos of the references to Christmas and theft Nigel made...im not enjoying it...seriously ( Read more... )

I don't expect this to be filled out but if ur that way inclined ( Read more... )

WATCH!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFemUdYl88s

1. There is, quite probably, a God but to quote Fight Club, you have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is a realisation that would probably benefit a whole lot of people. The idea of a fickle God is not one that really appeals to me. It implies that God can get angry ( Read more... )