okay, this is the smallest pillow i could find.

what the fuck?!? first of all i didnt ask you to get me a small pillow or any pillow at all, and second thats a FUCKING SOCK!

oh.
well i bet a t-rex is gonna come and bite you guys.

YESSSgeniussale: wawawa

LOtheClapUST: sassel frass

YESSSgeniussale: pickabilly cotton?

LOtheClapUST: sallad buffet

YESSSgeniussale quasimodo

LOtheClapUST: fuck that hump backed fuck

YESSSgeniussale: hey man hes just tryin to get by alright

YESSSgeniussale: leave the guy alone

LOtheClapUST: no hes not

LOtheClapUST: he rings bells

YESSSgeniussale: ( Read more... )

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1. I will tell you what song reminds me of you.
2. I will tell you what celebrity/public/fictional person you remind me of, either personality-wise or looks-wise.
3. I will give you one word that I associate with you when I think of you.
4. I will tell you what color(s) I associate with you.

im going to sum up my weekend into a few short fragments.

drewbert is a badd ass mother fucker.

i am dissapointed.

i am dissapointed because a cut to teh face was supposed to records on sunday, but we had no transportaion. we rescheduled it for monday, BUT my dad was busy being a subhuman ass-licking piece of dick loving shit so we were late and ( Read more... )

YESSSgeniussale: wawawa
LOtheClapUST: sassel frass
YESSSgeniussale: pickabilly cotton?
LOtheClapUST: sallad buffet
YESSSgeniussale: quasimodo
LOtheClapUST: fuck that hump backed fuck
YESSSgeniussale: hey man hes just tryin to get by alright
YESSSgeniussale: leave the guy alone
LOtheClapUST: no hes not
LOtheClapUST: he rings bells
YESSSgeniussale: what are ( Read more... )

YESSSgeniussale: guess what im doing right now
LOtheClapUST: wacking it?
YESSSgeniussale: close.....
LOtheClapUST: wacking someone else off?
YESSSgeniussale: closer......
LOtheClapUST: circle jerk?
YESSSgeniussale: oh now im just going to tell you
YESSSgeniussale: im making butter
LOtheClapUST: WHAT?!
LOtheClapUST: YOUR MAKING BUTTER?
YESSSgeniussale: yeah
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vaginas are gross.

okay...time and motion are just illusions created by your inability to perceive everything at once. everything that is possible exists as a path. you simply choose the path you wish to perceive. the only things you cant change are the experiences you have already perceived. the contents of a garbage can are determined by what path i choose to ( Read more... )

i dont care about new years and i dont care about you.

the cantankerous crew of cantankerous mofos cut my hair.