The Alien Nincompoop

[ethanlovesoreos]

 Title: The Alien Nincompoop
Chapter: 1/?
Pairing: Jongho, one more surprise pairing, plus plenty more KPOP idols. :>
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Science fiction
Warning: This contains sexual contents. Reader's discretion is advised.
Discalimer: I don't own the boys. but i wish i would. ;~~~~~; Also, part of the plot is from the book, My First Summer On Earth.

Comments

[heenoona]

A jongho? Shud I read this? Is it safe for my OnKey heart?

[ethanlovesoreos]

don't worry. it's really safe. :)

[heenoona]

Haaaaa u delete the 1st reply. Too late, I already know the spoiler... :p

Studies, again from the direct information given to our "immigrants" in the Earth, say that male species of the humans have this peculiar antenna below and a blowhole at the same spot for female species. They call this "penis" and "vagina" respectively, plus they use it for mating. Cool, huh? They call it sex, and our sources indicate they get real pleasure from doing this. I really want to try "sex". Sounds so exciting.
THIS.IS.FUNNY!!!

[ethanlovesoreos]

ROFL. thanks. But I'm still embarrassed because of that. Lol. I can't describe my feelings right now. XDDDD

Ofcourse I'll delete the spoiler. 'Cause I'm that awesome. 8D

Look out for this, kay? Thanks, bb. &hearts

[ethanlovesoreos]

spot for crazyoverbishie cause she's that great. and awesome. and jongho contagious. ROFL

[crazyoverbishie]

EETTTHHHHAAANNN!!!!!!!!
*RUNS TO YOU ...TACKLES...GLOMPS*
spot for

[crazyoverbishie]

you want hearts from me?
here ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
idk if those heart was enough
surry, i just killed the characters limit for these hearts, so i make another reply XD

[crazyoverbishie]

Ok..that was too many...>.<

just delete it if you dont like it^^

[shy_cookie]

er....
spot??

[ethanlovesoreos]

you're hesitating, bb. Makes me sad. DDDDD:

[shy_cookie]

because I wasn't sure if I could claim the spot XD

[shy_cookie]

"sex" sounds interesting.....XD LIKE REALLY?
of course it is!
just try it and do it over and over again!
now I want to know what will happen next!
PLEASE!
I beg!
I give you JongHo pic and gifs!

[ethanlovesoreos]

lol. fan. air comes out of fans. blowhole. LOOOOL. i make sense, don't i? XDDDDD

love you, new fan. &hearts

[owlbee]

you wrote my second otp~ ♥

one more surprise pairing
wishing so bad it would be onkeyy :3 bias? what bias?? xD

okay, this first chapter totally caught my attention and i think i'm gonna stalk you from now on! lol.
thanks for sharing and update soon, ne~ :DD

[ethanlovesoreos]

YES. STALK AWAY, BB.

lol. did you know i secret have a crush on you 'cause of your owl icon? i want one badly. DDDDD:

i was thinking of ontae... loljk. i never thought of ontae. XDDDD

[owlbee]

no ontae no ontae no ontae no ontae no ontae no ontae no ontae no ontae..

onkey. onkey. onkey.

there, i put a 'special' spell on you~~ xD

ahaha thank youu, but yah, you can't have both! so choose, me or my owie. lol :DD

[ethanlovesoreos]

i agree. ontae is bad ontae is bad ontae is bad ontae is bad ontae is bad ontae is bad ontae is bad ontae is bad ontae is bad

/spell is effective

lol. i choose you! (sounds like pokemon. XD)