The Alien Nincompoop
Title: The Alien Nincompoop
Chapter: 1/?
Pairing: Jongho, one more surprise pairing, plus plenty more KPOP idols. :>
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Science fiction
Warning: This contains sexual contents. Reader's discretion is advised.
Discalimer: I don't own the boys. but i wish i would. ;~~~~~; Also, part of the plot is from the book, My First Summer On Earth. ( Read more... )
Chapter: 1/?
Pairing: Jongho, one more surprise pairing, plus plenty more KPOP idols. :>
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Science fiction
Warning: This contains sexual contents. Reader's discretion is advised.
Discalimer: I don't own the boys. but i wish i would. ;~~~~~; Also, part of the plot is from the book, My First Summer On Earth. ( Read more... )
*RUNS TO YOU ...TACKLES...GLOMPS*
spot for crazyoverbishie cause she's...jongho contagious.
THAT'S ME!!
OMGOMG..THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOO MUCH FOR THIS EARLY BIRTHDAY GIFT..(i want more gifts for my birthday..XD)..this is for me?? really???
Finally!!! the Real Alien!Minho...XXXDDD
Mnzkqrto Chskstrq Grpytqwzfa Grpyt Gryptxdwabsf
OM..tell me how to spell these words...XXDD
“For this mission, I was given a human's picture to take the shape of it. Did I say that my clan were shape shifters? Actually everyone from my planet was, we just have this identity tags that couldn't be changed, altered, or copied, so we know who we are really talking to. So, for this mission, I was really excited. It is my first time to become something aside from being a snake, bxvgiafns, and tralxjems. And Human? I really wanted to be a human. Studies, again from the direct information given to our "immigrants" in the Earth, say that male species of the humans have this peculiar antenna below and a blowhole at the same spot for female species. They call this "penis" and "vagina" respectively, plus they use it for mating. Cool, huh? They call it sex, and our sources indicate they get real pleasure from doing this. I really want to try "sex". Sounds so exciting.
"For us, we just hold out our hands and do a glowing-hand-shake, so couples don't really exist. If we want to have "babies", we must just have this mutual longing with the other person. Booooooring.
Hahahahaha...teenager + raging hormones...ROFL
Oh My..this is really interesting Ethan..(ughh..idk if it's okay for me to call you that >.<)
you should continue to write it...it should be funny..coz this monologue is soooooooooooo cracktastic...I LOVE IT...XD
i think there's no way for me to escape from JongHo..XXDD
pls do write more...ill be waiting for the next awesome chapter of this fic^^
p.s. good luck with your study^^
p.p.s. OMG...i see Onew..XXDD
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here ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
idk if those heart was enough
surry, i just killed the characters limit for these hearts, so i make another reply XD
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just delete it if you dont like it^^
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ohmay. those quote comments really make my heart flutter. OHYES, BB, THERE'LL BE A SMUTTISH JONGHO NEXT CHAPPIEEEEEE~ &hearts
just finished it yesterday during my free block. LOOOOOOL. XD
maybe posting it tomorrow. then the next on thanksgiving. ROFL. IMMA FIND TIME FOR JONGHO. I MUST. >:)
LOL. I spot Onew too. XDDDDD
thanks for the heart fluttering, pun intended, comment, bb. &hearts
PS: i like your ps's. :)
PPS: i want a pps, too.
PPPS: call me ethan if you want. or oreo, if you want a term of endearment. XD
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GGYYAA!!!! Really?? whooaaa...i think you're getting good at SMUT...hahaha..i'll be waiting for it...^^
p.s. thk you..i like it too^^
p.p.s. surry i cant help but to do this again..XD
p.p.p.s. gyyaaa...sooo cute..Oreo^^
p.p.p.p.s. why sooooo cute and nice...>.<....it makes me wanna hug you
p.p.p.p.p.s. btw i the hearts i gave you...it's around 83 hearts..no wonder i killed the characters limit...>.
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i wanna be good at smut. especially when it comes to jongho. they're so... smutty. XDDDD
PS: you're welcome.
PPS: i cant actually believe i made another ps just to say you're welcom.
PPPS: lol. i'm cute? omo. /blush
PPPPS: i wanna hug you tooooo.
PPPPPS: i say we ditch character limit and give outall our hearts.
PPPPPPS: that would ruin my layout though. ROFL. as if i have a beautiful layout.
PPPPPPPS: i want a jongho icon. i;m falling deeper for them. DDDD:
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agree..XD
p.s. hehehe
p.p.s. actually i dont think you would reoly back with p.s's
p.p.p.s. well..from the reply you gave me you are^^
p.p.p.p.s. ough..i think i spam your comment box...>.<
p.p.p.p.p.s. you should be sleeping rite now, rite??
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rofl. i crack myself up. XD
ps. hihihihi. XDDD
pps. lol. i love ps's. i would like to reply with lots of it.
ppps. yes. yes, i should be sleeping right now.
pppps, let's comment the next chapter's comment box. i posted another one!
ppppps, give me lots of hearts, kay? :)
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