et_in_arkadia

First official look at Martin Freeman as Bilbo Baggins

et_in_arkadia Jun 23, 2011 16:42

Just...

I have no words, for once.

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Apropos quote of the day

et_in_arkadia Jun 22, 2011 00:43

"I know, my dear Watson, that you share my love of all that is bizarre and outside the conventions and humdrum routine of everyday life."

-- Sherlock Holmes, "The Adventure of the Red-Headed League"

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FIC: "How John Watson Comes Home" (BBC Sherlock, Sherlock/John, NC-17)

et_in_arkadia Jun 21, 2011 05:12

Title: How John Watson Comes Home
Author: Ark / et_in_arkadia
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Rating/Category: NC-17; Slash; Angst, Mild BDSM; Futurefic
Words: ~6600
Notes: For the Porn Quorum, for encouraging.
Summary: They had tried, they really had, but the innate physicality between them was something even Sherlock couldn't describe in terms of ( Read more... )

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Am be-porned, send help

et_in_arkadia Jun 20, 2011 17:41

Okay, ye wretched enslaving British porn bunnies, okay?

Fine, are you satisfied that you've nibbled your way through my weekend? I don't know where I am. Where are my shoes? What time is it? Can I please now have the coffee dangled over my head throughout like Tantalus tortured in Hades?

Will you not desist at last, gentlemen?

What the hell is going ( Read more... )

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The literary reappearance of Sherlock Holmes, wherein John Watson swoons and is also undressed

et_in_arkadia Jun 15, 2011 00:35

All these new enticing thoughts about Sherlock lead me back to thinking on Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's originals, and how much I loved them from the first and have never stopped. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson's adventures are not something you escape; even the most casual reader emerges a leeetle bit obsessed.

Sir Arthur in a letter to his mother: "I ( Read more... )

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Silly rabbit, fics are for non-kids

et_in_arkadia Jun 14, 2011 01:14

I just got hit by a fast-moving stealth bunny. It was a foreign one, and advanced quickly. It spoke in a clipped precise sort of accent, like it was delivering the world's news. It indicated that where I followed, there was porn. Goddammit.

What is my thing with mysteriously messed-up covert men? Is this now a thing? Am I only now just acknowledging ( Read more... )

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FIC: "Three Instances in Bed" (BBC Sherlock, Sherlock/John, NC-17)

et_in_arkadia Jun 14, 2011 00:05

Title: Three Instances in Bed
Author: Ark / et_in_arkadia
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Rating: NC-17; Slashy slash slash slash
Words: ~4800
Summary: “If we do this I won't go back,” John says before he can stop himself from making that clear.

( The first time they share a bed it's because John won't stop screaming. )

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Nighttime should be for porn-writing

et_in_arkadia Jun 11, 2011 20:58

I don't want to go out, not really. It's been a long busy week and I slept too much today, and now there's a requisite party that I know will be good times but also seems like a lot of time and wasted energy, when all I want to do is let my mind run fictional loops and laps. I suppose I can do that while making party-conversation and smoking on the ( Read more... )

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Product placement

et_in_arkadia Jun 10, 2011 14:26

Today I literally became a walking advertisement for USA Networks. Life is always a little bit funny in the way things pattern and come together. I thought I'd been enough of a cheerleader, what with pushing Burn Notice on friends like it's the hot new drug (it is), spending quite a few hours contributing to its fictional worlds, and generally ( Read more... )

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“At present I would prefer not to be a little reasonable,” was his mildly cadaverous reply.

et_in_arkadia Jun 09, 2011 15:57

Sitting at work kind of sucks. We know this. I don't even really hate my job; you could say we have an intensely love-hate relationship, with lots of UA,PF (unresolved angst, primarily financial).

But sitting here, working on various projects, both "important" and mundane, I'm struck as I often am by the work day itself: we get up early, sit ( Read more... )

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