004. (voice)

[estevezestevez]

WHAAAAAAAAAAT'S going on in the kitchen? Was there a food fight I was unaware of? Y'know I have an awesome mashed potato curve ball.

That's right everyone, I'm back. Please hold your applause until after the act and there are giant fingers and bobble heads being sold at the concession stands on ground level.

I leave for ... X amount of days... and

Comments

Not really feeling up to lying today, sry Shawn :/

[rudolphofvamps]

Inara died, yeah? Her blood's all over the kitchen.

hahahaha.

[estevezestevez]

Excuse me! 'LIE TO ME' were not code words for 'PLEASE TELL ME EVERYTHING BECAUSE I'M A STICKLER FOR EMOTIONAL TRAUMA.'

:| this is srs.

[rudolphofvamps]

Oh, sorry, this isn't an episode of Days of our Lives on the Barge? Must've walked into the wrong screening room.

[estevezestevez]

No, it is, but our casting of surly British men with fabulous accents is at its capacity.

He's just being his usual self. :|

[painhumbles]

Yep. It was a food fight. That stuff on the walls? Ketchup. Totally ketchup. No one died and we all sang campfire songs in a circle and, oh yeah! All the Inmates graduated. The Admiral's reformatting the boat into a luxury cruiseliner right now.

[estevezestevez]

Are there naked nights on Friday? Have all the female wardens become elusive Cantina dancers?

That... is an extreme was of sugar, hydrogenated oil, tomato and red food coloring.

[painhumbles]

If you want. How's that lying to you thing working out so far?

[estevezestevez]

Terrible!

But it's right up there with denial and funnel cakes... so it passes the time.

[amagicalmystery]

We all got into the art room and had some real productive therapy with the paints.

Don't someone always die on this ship?

[estevezestevez]

Artistic therapy is a well requited business.... but... everyone's a critic.

[amagicalmystery]

Y'all ask for a lie and I tell it to you. Only so many things got that red color.

[estevezestevez]

Your lie didn't go unnoted and for now I'll file it away under genius.