004. (voice)
WHAAAAAAAAAAT'S going on in the kitchen? Was there a food fight I was unaware of? Y'know I have an awesome mashed potato curve ball.
That's right everyone, I'm back. Please hold your applause until after the act and there are giant fingers and bobble heads being sold at the concession stands on ground level.
I leave for ... X amount of days... and... how long was I even gone?
WAIT- Did someone die? I have these nagging atmospheric... atmosphoric... atmospherical signals that someone got hurt in the gap of time that I was gone.
Please tell me no one died. If they did- LIE. I approve of lying about things of a carnage variety. Unless you're the person that did it, and then I prefer of telling the truth because you're really, really NOT ALL THERE and, uh, people need to know to be on the look out for lunatics.
I feel like I got up to get popcorn during that definitive scene in a movie that everyone's always talking about after the end credits roll and my response is... WHUT.
I need to stop making deals with mysterious men that drive massive multidemensional ships.
That's right everyone, I'm back. Please hold your applause until after the act and there are giant fingers and bobble heads being sold at the concession stands on ground level.
I leave for ... X amount of days... and... how long was I even gone?
WAIT- Did someone die? I have these nagging atmospheric... atmosphoric... atmospherical signals that someone got hurt in the gap of time that I was gone.
Please tell me no one died. If they did- LIE. I approve of lying about things of a carnage variety. Unless you're the person that did it, and then I prefer of telling the truth because you're really, really NOT ALL THERE and, uh, people need to know to be on the look out for lunatics.
I feel like I got up to get popcorn during that definitive scene in a movie that everyone's always talking about after the end credits roll and my response is... WHUT.
I need to stop making deals with mysterious men that drive massive multidemensional ships.