So I forgot to buy Peterbilt's cat food. This morning I ultimately realized my carelessness. Instead of his usual MeowMix, I fed him a bowl of cheerios. Am I a bad person? He didn't seem to mind ( Read more... )

Girls have no shame. No shame, I tell ya!

So today I got a really ridiculously cute Craigslist Missed Connection.

That.. is how you woo a lady.

dra·ma /ˈdrɑmə, ˈdræmə/ Pronunciation Key - [drah-muh, dram-uh ( Read more... )

I got so close, but am obviously too far. A predicament of vital organs, if you will. A whole vat of blood pumping towards, and a significantly devastating amount pumping away. Rarely do vital organs synchronize into perfection. There always has to be more of a push than pull, more of a shove than yank. I need more pull. I'd even settle for a yank ( Read more... )

In a nutshell, I've had such a sloppy 2008 so far. Sloppy due to alcohol consumption. I was drunkenly walking around in my real lady boots, while simultaneously trying to drink out of a wine bottle. First of all, me walking in lady boots while tipsy is a feat in itself, scratch that.. walking in them sober is quite the scene.. but trying to ( Read more... )

CUT TO: The party - the countdown begins ( Read more... )

Welllll that was a waste of time, if I do say so myself. What was it.. 1,215 days, roughly. At least I learned something. Specifically the quality vs. quantity lesson.

Lessons learned, oh lessons learned.

Everyone should come to Tudor and see me get shitfaced while Jessamyn adamantly chaperons the insanity!

It's bizarre to think of how quickly some feelings can fade, while others grow rapidly and exponentially. You could say most of them were predictable, but some are a pleasant change that I welcome with open arms. I've found the meaning of thoughtful, true and loyal and I feel foolish that I never really had to look that far. One of those "If it ( Read more... )

My eyes hurt and I feel incomplete.

It's weird how a dog can encompass so much of your life. Two days wasn't enough. I've accepted the fact that I will never find an unconditional love like Marley's.