ask away! (character questioning meme)

[estebanmd]

So, as Gogo-mun has done, I've restrained my characters and dosed them with truth potion.

Ask Stephen, Cooper, Morfin, Primavera, Strong Bad, or Yuuri anything you like. They may not always have answers, but they'll do their best ...

Comments

[catremistrae]

Cinderella, dressed in yella, went downstairs to meet her fella. How many kisses did she get?

[catremistrae]

I forgot to add: this is for Dr. Maturin, although Cooper is welcome to reply.

[mightymorfin]

I wanted to answer it! I know how to count forwards and backwards!

[catremistrae]

Okay, answer it!

[dungbombsrule]

So Prima, what are you thinking about right now?

[missprimavera]

Ways to talk you into wearing a kilt.

[dungbombsrule]

Oh. How's that coming along?

[missprimavera]

*pouts* Not as well as I'd like. If Tyler came back and wore a Utilikilt, would you wear one?

[miss_bunny_swan]

To the funny mask-face one: You don't look like a man. And how you typing with funny boxing gloves hands?

[sbisawesome]

Hey! I'm all man, lady. ALL MAN. ONE HUNDRED AND TEN PERCENT.

I type with my hands same as you do. Would you take your hands off to type? I didn't think so.

[miss_bunny_swan]

Yuhhh, you all man lady, everyTING.

You want to buy manicure for boxing typing gloves?

[sbisawesome]

They're boxing gloves. They don't have fingernails. If I had a proboscis I might hire you to shine it up for me or something. You take payment in pencil shavings, don't you? All the finest merchants do.

[fickle_goddess]

Stephen -- What's with the teenage girls, really? How do you attract them?

Prima -- Can you make a doll too?

Yuuri -- So, what did you really think of Wolfram's books on bondage?

Morfin -- Look! Butterfly! Is that a question?

[estebanmd]

I am as perplexed as you, and can only say that two incidents hardly make for a compelling pattern, and that my first wife was rather near my own age. Then again, Diana was also rather difficult to win, and to keep. Perhaps younger women, lacking experience of the world, simply have not learned yet that they can make a far better match than the likes of me.

[fickle_goddess]

...So it's not pheremones?

[estebanmd]

I might credit that hypothesis were there more than two young women clamoring for my attentions.

[princessjessia]

Okay, Stephen, several questions for you:

Cow Pajamas - seriously, you don't get it at ALL that they are ridiculous and that some people are in fact laughing silently at you while you parade around in public in them? Also, besides the cows jumping over moons, what other preference for creatures on your pajamas do you have?

If Hogwarts had a Nude Day, how much would it take to get you to participate and who would you most like to see naked? BESIDES SARAH. And no, I'm not trying to get you in trouble. Really.

What were your least and most favorite parts about being a woman?

Would you seriously buy Sarah anything she asked for?

Do you have any idea how completely hot you are?

[estebanmd]

The cow pyjamas are no stranger than many another thing I see worn at this school, and much more comfortable than I suspect the Gryffindors' spandex outfits to be. People may laugh silently if they like; I have not heard any say a word in my presence. That would have nothing at all to do with my known temper, would it?There is nothing in the human form that warrants shame. The ancients knew this well, as we see in their statuary. I should not be particularly moved by seeing anyone at the school unclothed with whom I did not have some sort of intimate connection. Had I to choose one, I would of course choose Professor Homsar. His anatomy warrants study

[princessjessia]

Such a clever man you are, that's exactly it! You know, not all the Gryffindors have spandex... though, I co~uld arrange for one in particular to get herself some if someone might like seeing that. She has to have something to fight those cultists in.

So, you want to see Homsar naked 'for science'? Right, okay. ;) Also, if nothing in the human form warrants shame, does this mean Sarah is perfectly free to wander around naked in public on Nude Day?

We liked you that way though, it was fun when you would not stop talking. I actually figured you'd say that was your favorite, but you do realize that whole Tiresias thing was taken as a challenge by Sarah, right?

... I'm really glad she is not greedy enough to take advantage of this, she'd probably ask you to buy that cottage or a theme park or something equally as nutty.

The temperature is not what I meant. Hot is a slang term for being extremely attractive, which you are, so I was asking if you were aware of that fact.

[estebanmd]

Spandex looks to be damned uncomfortable not to mention difficult to remove. I should not expect or require that particular Gryffindor ever to wear such a thing.

You are to consider Homsar may in fact already be appearing in public naked. Who is to say that shirtlike garment may not in fact be an outgrowth of pigmented skin? As for Sarah, she is free to do as she likes, of a certainty. I would suggest anyone who would like to keep their eyes should keep said eyes averted were she to do so, however.

A cottage would be easy enough to manage. The outright purchase of a theme park might well exceed my means, or tie up more than I think advisable to stake in one place. She might have a theme park leased for her for some occasion if she wished it.

Where I come from I am not considered at all attractive. Aubrey is more an example of contemporary taste, there.