This is why i shouldn't read comics before bed.

[eryck333]

Sometimes I wonder what I would do if, while looking out my bedroom window, i saw a zombie shuffling down 9th street. I assume I'd call the local police station first seeing as how they are but one block away and have access to a formidable arsenal and sweet helicopters

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[poetry_power]

I think if you told them your vampiracy joke, or your turtle joke, or your bad driver joke, everything would be solved. Everybody knows that monsters flee BAD JOKES.

[eryck333]

fuck you, alyssa. those jokes are golden.