It's a Small World, Dammit

[equusregia]

I have discovered an antidote to Disney. I need one, what with all the time I spend there. Case in point, this last Friday, when I went on It’s a Small World for the first time

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[equusregia]

But now you've made me want to ride it to see Nick Jaguar.

For you, I'll get on it again.

[khedron]

I hear "Nick Jaguar, Private Eye", every time I read this name. Furry noir, maybe? Although the "How to Host a Murder" people may have already beaten us to it.

[equusregia]

Actually, I think, "Nick Jaguar, Eskimo spy." MST3K is to blame for that.

And here you had me thinking that you'd found a "How to Host a Murder" that had furries in it. The one in your link is pretty funny. Kind of like our game, only we used the real names.

I'm thinking about playing a little story game with Nick Jaguar. Keep watching this spot for more.

[rt_hon_rackman]

For your information, the comment "Like Nick Jaguar" was about as helpful as a lobotomy.

Regardless, normally I would run screaming away from "It's a small world" faster than a French border guard wearing track shoes and clutching a coupon for free cigarettes, but a couple of my workmates worked on the ride. They did say that the costumes were really neat and they were. Unfortunately, the ride still reminds me of bad Mexican horror flicks from the 60's.

[equusregia]

You having a lobotomy might be very helpful. How do you know until you try?

You're right, the costumes were cool. But then there was the freaky belly dancer. That was truly disturbing.